02/04/2012
MEET THE TEAM - HENRY D. CASE
Elusive, anarchistic free thinking nihilist Henry D. Case is our resident politics writer. So far he has refused to give us any background information about himself and the only contact we’ve had with him thus far is when he submits an article, shredded to utmost buggery inside a sandwich bag in order for us to piece together ourselves. I finally managed to get hold of him for ten minutes this morning to ask him a few questions.
Thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions. I’ve heard you’ve been really busy. What exciting journalistic endeavours have you been taking part in?
Recently I’ve been living in a cave in South Korea contributing to their psychological warfare and false flag operations.
Where are you living right now?
Bavaria
What inspired you to become a journalist?
Psilocybin and Hunter S. Thompson
Any hints on what you’re submitting to us next?
I’ll be detailing past cases and effects of mass government misinformation and deception.
How much do you love cake?
Depends on the cake?
Victoria Sponge
No I don’t believe in its Imperialist philosophy.
What are you doing today?
Same thing I do everyday Brain….
Favourite Beverage?
Wild Turkey
Favourite book?
The Great Gatsby
Movie?
Third Man or Manchurian Candidate.
Word?
Espionage
Do you have a message for our readers?
No. Please excuse me, I have to return some video tapes.